keeping tabs on the locals

EMOTIONZ

Here is a local MC that I have never seen play live here in vancity, but I think some of his work, especially this
track. is wicked-awesome.

I am not a fan of all of his output, but thats not a knock on his abilities. In fact,
I like that I do not like everything. He takes bigger risks than most (with flow, content, style, production).

He is also responsible for the best
vancity themed rap. I have seen in a while.

FREESTYLE FOCUS GROUP - Peer-Reviewed Preliminary Results

We now have a total of 39 Euphoric Isolates. (32 new varieties)

Lyrical disembodied yellow styles.

Professor Prawns rapping about Green Blizzards and Xmass Sweaters

Latvian Sensation; Karlis Otto Kalnins raps about Sea Wizards and London Drugs

New Recruit MC Bradley handles the mic with ease.

FREESTYLE FOCUS GROUP - SONIC NOMADS JULY 29th, 2010

The Bellgooosha Laboratory and Professor Prawns Presents:

SONIC NOMADS - AN OPEN INVITATIONAL FREESTYLE FOCUS GROUP
@ Bellgoosha Laboratory
2243 Ferndale Street
9-11PM
Cost: FREE/Donation


Press Release

For Immediate Release
ATTN: COOL PEOPLE

Professor Prawns aka MC ASS (A.drian S.cott S.inclair), and Professor Karlis aka MC K-OK and MC CEDAR (d. Woodhead) have discovered over 3.5 Billion Instrumental tracks on YouTube.

Since this discovery, our cohort in saunasessions(.ca) crew have learned during in-depth weekly research sessions that if these tracks are awakened from their dormant state with improvised rap songs they tend to illicit cognitive and bodily euphorias. To date, our studies have isolated the following 7 themes which most frequently exhibit the aforementioned effects:

bicycling through east van
24 hour restaurants
sweating in the sauna
endemic plant species
muesli recipes
location of morel mushrooms
how to hit on people you find attractive

You are invited to take part in the ongoing research by bringing your freestyles to the lab at 2243 ferndale street. your unique, vocal improvisations (whether sung or spoken), will be added to the aggregate research results currently being compiled.

We are in search of thematic isolates. While we have discovered 7, we anticipate in excess of 10,000 themes ranging in euphoric effects from "Transgressive Ebullience" to "Demure City Boy-Love."

Laboratory Set Up:

1 Sony CARDIOID Microphone
1 Shure Microphone
1 Squire SP-10 Amp
1 Marshall MD 50 DFX
4 Virgen de Chiquinquira (weird Virgin Mary candles)
1 MacBook Pro Laptop
1 Youtube URL that leads to the 3.5 billion Instrumental Tracks

for more info:
adrian@transformationprojects.ca

please RSVP
if you wish to attend the Freestyle Focus Group this thursday.

New Performance Series, Thursday, August 5th 2010

BROKEN HEARTS; BROKEN LAWNS: SING THE LANDSCAPE TO LA LA

@ Corner lot of Victoria and Turner St

10PM SHARP (TIME & LIGHT SENSITIVE)

THOR'SDAY Augustus (August) The 5th, 2010
Donner (lightning) tag (day) = thursday



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Bring one or some of the following,
or do not bring one or some of the following,
Jermaine Sebulnar will purchase these items from you if you dare:

A tab of ACID ($5), Animal Bone(s) in a bag ($1.35), Do not bring a Crows Beak ($Free), some pocket-bourne beach sand ($1), bent Pogs (.50c), and a chemically developed photo(s) ($1).


Artist Statement:

I will be practicing the semi-anceint
"re-borning" strategy on the empty lot.