The Bellgooosha Laboratory and Professor Prawns Presents:
SONIC NOMADS - AN OPEN INVITATIONAL FREESTYLE FOCUS GROUP
@ Bellgoosha Laboratory
2243 Ferndale Street
9-11PM
Cost: FREE/Donation
Press Release
For Immediate Release
ATTN: COOL PEOPLE
Professor Prawns aka MC ASS (A.drian S.cott S.inclair), and Professor Karlis aka MC K-OK and MC CEDAR (d. Woodhead) have discovered over 3.5 Billion Instrumental tracks on YouTube.
Since this discovery, our cohort in saunasessions(.ca) crew have learned during in-depth weekly research sessions that if these tracks are awakened from their dormant state with improvised rap songs they tend to illicit cognitive and bodily euphorias. To date, our studies have isolated the following 7 themes which most frequently exhibit the aforementioned effects:
bicycling through east van
24 hour restaurants
sweating in the sauna
endemic plant species
muesli recipes
location of morel mushrooms
how to hit on people you find attractive
You are invited to take part in the ongoing research by bringing your freestyles to the lab at 2243 ferndale street. your unique, vocal improvisations (whether sung or spoken), will be added to the aggregate research results currently being compiled.
We are in search of thematic isolates. While we have discovered 7, we anticipate in excess of 10,000 themes ranging in euphoric effects from "Transgressive Ebullience" to "Demure City Boy-Love."
Laboratory Set Up:
1 Sony CARDIOID Microphone
1 Shure Microphone
1 Squire SP-10 Amp
1 Marshall MD 50 DFX
4 Virgen de Chiquinquira (weird Virgin Mary candles)
1 MacBook Pro Laptop
1 Youtube URL that leads to the 3.5 billion Instrumental Tracks
for more info:
adrian@transformationprojects.ca
please RSVP
if you wish to attend the Freestyle Focus Group this thursday.
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